Chapulectum
When your lips are chapped and your skin is too ashy that people call you an alligator flavored prophylactic.
Person 1: Bro that ashy ass thot is tryna holla at me cuh.
Person 2: Nigga she has a bad case of chapulectum.
Person 1: The Fuck?
Person 2: Nigga she has a bad case of chapulectum.
Person 1: The Fuck?