Characterizztics
Similar to characteristics, but specifically used in cases of naming one's features and ability of attracting the opposite sex.
"Jake's characterizztics are as follows, a superior jaw-line, and god-like rizz!"
"Sam has the chin of a turtle, and the intelligence of a single celled organism, his characterizztics suck."
"Sam has the chin of a turtle, and the intelligence of a single celled organism, his characterizztics suck."