charboner
A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.
Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.
Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.
Sorry I charbonered your brat.
"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.
"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.
charbone
A verb describing the actions of a terrible driver, and the results thereof. Cutting off another driver and/or causing or nearly causing an accident.
A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".
Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.
A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".
Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.
Passenger: Dude! WTF! Check your mirrors BEFORE you merge, you just charboned that guy.
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!
Charbon
Fat, boorish, business men with a penitent for bad, dated suits that somewhat resemble "The Penguin" of Batman fame. Charbon's prefer the heavy use of cheap cologne to toilet paper and rarely wear socks with loafers. They are sexist and proud of it and are often seen with open sores around their mouths from time spent with rented women. Though loud and obnoxious, a Charbon will be frightened easily when challenged.
"Pssst!! Sam!! Who's that Charbon in the boardroom farting up the place?"
"I don't know. Hey, he isn't wearing any socks!"
"I hate Charbons."
"I don't know. Hey, he isn't wearing any socks!"
"I hate Charbons."