Charlie Banter
When in a light-hearted conversation, banter is necessary. Charlie banter is the process of a very unwitty, serious comeback to the other party's statement.
'Haha yeah, but you're a Tarquin'.
'Well, you're just ruddy ridiculous, and scum. RAH. RAH. RAH'.
'CHARLIE BANTER!'
'Well, you're just ruddy ridiculous, and scum. RAH. RAH. RAH'.
'CHARLIE BANTER!'