Charlie drunk
Being so inebriated by alcohol you can no longer talk, walk or pretty much move. You are completely incoherent but you have not yet thrown up.
Look at that moron stumbling across the street, he's Charlie drunk!
Charlie the drunk guinea pig
A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!