`1234567890-/*-QWERTYUIOP[]789+asdfghjkl;'#456+\\zxcvbnm,./1230.
Congratulations, you have reached the purest act of boredom, typing in every letter/symbol/letter possible without urban dictionary crashing.
Joe was so bored he `1234567890-/*-QWERTYUIOP789+asdfghjkl;'#456+\\zxcvbnm,./1230.- ed his keyboard.
`1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop[]\\789+asdfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230..0321/.,mnbvcxz+654';lkjhgfdsa+987\\][poiuytrewq-*/=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|789+ASDFGHJKL:"456+ZXCVBNM<>?1230..0321?><MNBVCXZ+654":LKJHGFDSA+987|}{POIUYTREWQ-*/+_)(*&^%$#@!~
You have reached ultimate boredom, and it is crucial for you to see a medical professional immediately.
I typed `1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop\\789+asdfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230..0321/.,mnbvcxz+654';lkjhgfdsa+987\\poiuytrewq-*/=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|789+ASDFGHJKL:"456+ZXCVBNM<>?1230..0321?><MNBVCXZ+654":LKJHGFDSA+987|}{POIUYTREWQ-*/+_)(*&^%$#@!~ after having a crap ton of homework
`1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop[]\\789+asdfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230.~!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|+ASDFGHJKL:"+ZXCVBNM<>?
Well done, you are now officially 'The God Of Getting Bored'. You have successfully typed literally everything possible on a keyboard. Good job...
Bob: I am bored.
Me: Type "`1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop\\789+asdfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230.~!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|+ASDFGHJKL:"+ZXCVBNM<>?" in your keyboard.
Bob: ...
Me: Type "`1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop\\789+asdfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230.~!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|+ASDFGHJKL:"+ZXCVBNM<>?" in your keyboard.
Bob: ...