Chartilinteumophile
One who loves paper towels.
Mike is a chartilinteumophile – he always has a paper towel in hand or one nearby.
Chartilinteumophile
A person who loves paper towels.
Mike is a chartilinteumophilesimple, because he loves paper towels, but he's also simple man – all he needs is a little Crown Royal, a slash of Diet Sprite, ample paper towels, and unlimited sex.