Chase x May

Chase x May is when 2 people named "Chase" and "May" find each other in the world, whether it be by fate or by a struck of luck when these two lovebirds meet eye-to-eye it by nature that they both shall be in hand in marriage.

Quite possibly the biggest douchebag alive.

Senior, the worst all-American cheerleader and not a trackstar.
Can't open his mouth wide enough for his boyfriend thanks to his face disease and has hooked up with so many ratchets to try to prove to himself that he's not gay...even though everyone knows the truth.