Chase McIntyre

He is a man of many mysterys

He likes long walks on the beach at sunset, but also loves stuffing a slice of cake Down his underpants before bed . periodical loves to shove his face in cranberry jam and rip his shirt off like the hulk while scream racist slurs Such has nigger, giga boo , and chink this man is strong believer in Odin but this man is not Civilize , no he is not he is a wild man from the Eastern plains of Africa . Do not and I mean DO NOT engage wild man in hand to hand combat for he will pull out his small dick and place it on your forehead. This man is not to be trusted for he likes to jizz and sandwiches . On the weekends his favorite activity’s are to take a sponge bath with his favorite purple rubber dildo And a high voltage toaster . He also has likes to stick his dick in the waffle iron For about 20 minuets a day . This man can become enraged If you say furry , eeeee or Odin is gay . He likes to bust a nut on things he likes such as women but also the occasional tranny . If you are to see this man turn and run the other way for he will jump like some time of weird frog and then mount you and hump you to death this man is to be locked in a box if you find him .