chase the carrot
attempting to reach the unreachable, in the old days a carrot was tied to a stick in front of a wagon's mule / stubborn horse to make them step forward and walk ahead . . . they were never able to reach the carrot.
Sometimes it seemed that becoming a track star was chasing the carrot for Bob the paraplegic.
chase the carrot
When a girl continues to go after a guy even though he isn't interested.
When is that girl gonna finally give up chasing the carrot and realize he don't want her?
chase the carrot
running after an orange root vegetable. or you could use a speed boat.
CARROT: you'll never catch me!!!
RANDOM PERSON CHASING CARROT: (runs up behind it) yes i will...ha!
RANDOM PERSON CHASING CARROT: (runs up behind it) yes i will...ha!
chase the carrot
ti masterbate with chettos
chase the carrot
a woman who wants to give oral sex to a man
chase the carrot
To masturbate.
Mike's been chasing the carrot all day, dude! How do we get him to stop?!
chase the carrot
What conservatives do to poke fun at the cute little liberals.
"Here hippie, chase the carrot!"