Chasturbation
The act of masturbation in a public or socially awkward area or masturbating in an unorthodox manner.
Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.
Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
chasturbate
to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)
I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though
Chasturbate
To jerk off or sexually please the chassis of a car.
I watched Joe Chasturbate all night long to Mia Khalifa.