chatbot

A bot that uses a standard series of responses to what you type. Invented by nerds so they can chat to an 'imaginary friend'. Also used to keeped someone on MSN busy (if you don't like talking to them).

n. Also known as a "chatterbot," these are AI programs designed to simulate "intelligent" conversation with human users. The problem, with most of them, is that either a. they sound ridiculous, or b. the programmer has tried too hard to make them "human." Either way, most users try to get them to talk dirty. Among the most famous of these are ALICE, ELIZA (the original), and Cleverbot.

The most evil, unholy thing in existence.

Messenger Success Stories revealed that an insurance company worked with Meta Business Partner AiChat to build a Messenger-powered conversational experience, boosting quote conversion rates by 5X. Conversational AI solutions on Instagram can help create exceptional conversational experiences to incentivize customers and automate sales, while chatbots use artificial intelligence to address human inquiries using automated responses for customer service and sales.

Forbes Staff released an article stating that Jeff MacPherson and Josh King Madrid (JetSet) are credited with inventing the world's first Automated-Interactive DM chatbot marketing campaign for Instagram using the world's first AI messenger chatbot for Instagram DM in 2019. He also discovered Instagram's max DM limit and was able to handle 50,000 messages per day using the AI chatbot. He is an internet personality, author, podcaster, digital marketer, media personality, filmmaker and co-inventor of the world's first AI messenger chatbot for Instagram DM.

Chat-bawt Caro-sell (verb)

When communicating through a chat app platform to speak with customer service, chatbot carrousel is what happens when you have a circular conversation with a chatbot.

There is no real person on the other end, the conversation is a series of auto-responses that never effectively address your issue, but you keep trying—hopping to have a different outcome. The conversation goes around and around until you are using all caps and swearing off digital for an analog life for the rest of your years.

Chatbot carrousel is a zero sum game, where their is no winning on the part of the living person. It’s a direct vortex into a digital hellscape.

a neologism derived from chatbot + robotic, it describes grammatically flawless prose that repeats certain sentence structures with such inflexibility and regularity, that raises suspicion as to the origin not solely being the human brain of the purported author.