Chatsturbating
When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.
"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"
"I was chatsturbating..."
"I was chatsturbating..."
Chatsturbation
1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.
2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.
2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.
In a public act of chatsturbation, Jim posted his thoughts on Armageddon in a NASCAR fans chatroom.
Chatsturbation
The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website
Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?
Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.
Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.