Chaussman
Chausmann: (chos-mann) n. a humorless douchebag. vt. to chausmann: to introduce douchebaggery into an otherwise humorous context for the purpose of questioning the morality, ethics, or limits of the humor.
Hey, I thought that minister was going to chaussmann when you left that cum covered inflatable sheep tied to the church doors, but he was really cool about the whole thing.