Chavfro
That ridiculous haircut where the head is shaved, apart from a slightly longer pie-plate of hair on the very top. Most commonly found in the north of England.
"Look at the ridiculous chavfro on that guy!"
"Oh shit, I think he heard you!"
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"What ya fookin sayin' mate, I'll fooking lamp ya!"
"Oh shit, I think he heard you!"
...
"What ya fookin sayin' mate, I'll fooking lamp ya!"