Chavoor

A common Assyrian last name found in the middle east. Chavoor's will do your taxes, bring you tomatoes, and play you any prefabricated American song on the clarinet or harmonica. Often found wearing sweater vests and bow ties. Will take you in as family; however, never tell a Chavoor you are a republican, they often hold grudges. Becomes easily anxious in large crowds and frequently retreat to their own room.