chav prayer

Our Father, Who Art in Prison
Mother Knows Not His Name
Thy Chavdom Come, Thy Shoplifting Be Done
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland
Give Us This Day Our Welfare Bread
And Forgive Us Our ASBOS as we Happy Slap
Those Who Gave Evidence Against Us
And Lead Us Not Into Employment
But Deliver Us Free Housing
For Thine is the Chavdom
The Burberry and the Blackberry
For Ever and Ever
Innit