Chchlamydia
Chlamydia for people who can't spell but their high school feels bad for them and gives them a diploma anyways.
"Bro, she gave me chchlamydia. I'm fucked."
"What?"
"Chchlamydia, you know the STI that makes pissing hard."
"What was your highschool GPA?"
"1.7, my mom was proud of me!"
"You know, that makes a lot of sense knowing you."
"What?"
"Chchlamydia, you know the STI that makes pissing hard."
"What was your highschool GPA?"
"1.7, my mom was proud of me!"
"You know, that makes a lot of sense knowing you."