ad lag
Noun. The internet lag one experiences from too many advertisements. Usually a consequence of visiting adult, free streaming, etc sites without ad blockers and/or adware/malware/virus infection.
"I tried to juice my root chakra but all the ad lag ruined my nut sauce recipe! P.S. you might wanna Malwarebytes your PC. I wasn't patient zero but I def didn't quarantine my dick sneeze if you know what I mean."