CHD
Call Her Daddy
“Did you listen to this weeks episode of CHD?”
CHD
Council House Dinner. This meal comprises of food of high fat content and low nutritional value. No fresh vegetables are to be seen on the plate. A good example of a CHD is sausage rolls, waffles and tinned spaghetti hoops.
I'm going to Iceland to buy some CHD.
Not to be confused with the other CHD (Coronary Heart Disease), although ironically, most people who eat CHD will die from CHD.
Not to be confused with the other CHD (Coronary Heart Disease), although ironically, most people who eat CHD will die from CHD.
CHD
Acronym for Certified Head Doctor.
From the song "Some Cut" by Trillville.
Someone who is so good at giving head that it is of high standards.
From the song "Some Cut" by Trillville.
Someone who is so good at giving head that it is of high standards.
My girlfriend's a PHD.
Well my girlfriend's a CHD.
Well my girlfriend's a CHD.
CHD
Cock Hungry Disorder
A common condition in gay people and straight women is CHD.
CHD
Certified Hood Classics
This song is a CHD.
Heart Disease (CHD)
The preventable and reversible condition that results in deteriorated arteries (atherosclerosis) and plaque buildup, usually signified by heart attacks and stroke, and contributes to ED and Alzheimers. A disease typically accompanied by undiagnosed diabetes. As the great late Dr. Joseph R. Kraft put it, "Those with heart disease not identified with diabetes, are simply undiagnosed". This number one killer of americans fuels the largest, multi-trillion dollar healthcare economy in the world, located in the United States, and is perpetuated by government subsidies of cheap ingredients used to make processed foods, such as vegetable oils, sugar, and high-fructose corn syrup. The clinically proven preventative diet consists exclusively of plant based whole-foods.
at funeral
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"
CHD (Compulsive Hatred Disorder)
CHD is an offshoot of the obsessive-compulsive family of disorders and is certainly one of the most dangerous. An individual suffering from CHD will respond to a wrong, or a perceived wrong, as a lethal threat to their personal well being and will begin a process of incrementally exaggerating the magnitude of the personal affront, or perceived personal affront, until they can justify to themselves the death of the object of their hatred. While it is true that people suffering from CHD rarely go through with the killing, they are prone to repeatedly try to encourage others to hate the individual in question to the same degree as them, and hopefully respond with a physical manifestation of that hatred.
Individual X's CHD (Compulsive Hatred Disorder) prevented her from holding down a regular job. Once she achieved employment she would make efforts to socialize. Invariably as a result of that socializing, something would be said that would rub her the wrong way. The emotional injury would then be left to fester until the only solution was to exaggerate its severity and come to the conclusion that the affront-causing speaker needed to be eradicated from the workplace or indeed from the world itself. She would then proceed to poison the work environment by trying to get other employees to agree with her.