chead

When a girl is performing head on a guy while chewing tobacco.

Cheese bread. (Alternative to breese)

Pronounced "ched"

Short for Chuckle head. Someone who is a dullard. Most used in a business setting where intelligent technical folks have to deal with brain dead business folks. The pointy haired boss from Dilbert is the perfect example of chead.

A long but thin penis.

A person who has a head that cannot be distinguished from their chin, thus forming a chead. The fat of the chead has a convex shape, starting from under the tip of the chin to the bottom of the neck like a turkey's. It's likely the chead was invented by the same person who created the cankle, a combination of the calf and the ankle. A person with a chead most likely used to be healthy with a clear distinction between their chin and their head but has gained lots of weight due to many years of eating cheeseburgers, pizza, cheese sticks and cokes; thus forming the chead.

1: People who knowingly disregards their own morals and other peoples hard work, honesty, and feelings to better themselves so they can brag to their peers about their "accomplishments".

2: A person who purchases 18 beverages and sips out of two of them in a 9 day span. Then throws them away, only to request them back from the people who rescued and wanted to drink and enjoy them, only to then disregard them for no reason...again.

3: A person who sends pictures of their own junk to his gf back home when he is over 1,500 miles away on a mancation.

4: A person who spends 12-15 hours on the phone baby talking a gf back home.

When you are more then crossfaded because you just, drank a lot, smoked weed, and smoked a cigarette, and are feeling really good.