Cheapsake
A tacky, inexpensive tourist souvenir. A crappy holiday keepsake.
"Hey, look at these little green fluorescent Eiffel Tower statues, they're only one Euro..."
"Oh, honestly Larry, you always buy the tackiest cheapsakes. Gaaaaahhh...!!
"Oh, honestly Larry, you always buy the tackiest cheapsakes. Gaaaaahhh...!!