Checkered Shirt
Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.
Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?
Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
checkered shirts
A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night