chedder purse
chedder purse was born in an obscure way.. one day in work i was playing with a mr.T pocket keyring voice thing and when i pressed 2 of the buttons fast it said "chedder purse" while one of the guys pepper was talking about dick cheese... and hence chedder purse referred to forskin..
jaysus.. theres some smeg in me chedder purse, i need to wash.