Cheeky Nandos

Cheeky Nandos

A term used by Brits to linguistically torment confused Americans, wherein they "explain" what it means while using as much British slang as humanly possible, for maximum Yank confusion.

"Nandos" is a British restaurant chain where you can get a respectable amount of spicy chicken and chips (fries) for a moderate price, suitable for sharing among a small group of friends. "Cheeky" is a multipurpose word which, in this context, appears to mean "spicy," "awesome/delicious," and "amusing in a slightly naughty/irreverent way" (because you're eating with your friends, who are a cheeky bunch, leading to a cheeky dining experience overall).

"Cheeky Nandos with the lads," in American, might be "Kick-ass hot wings with my bros" though "kick-ass" lacks some of the subtle connotations of irreverence that "cheeky" posesses.

What you get to refuel, after some exhausting banter with the lads.

A term used on facebook, usually by fuckboys who think they're cool, referring to a group outing or just a simple hang out

Top notch banter

A term used by fuckboys over social media in order to facilitate their need for attention by adding the epithet 'Cheeky' to the restaurant chain Nandos, usually followed by 'with the lads' - aka a group of tools equal to or greater than the original tool posting the update.
Expect some sort of deeply depressing Metrosexual attire and a variety of group selfies and close up shots of the food that's been ordered. Essentially using this term means the final nail in the coffin of your masculinity has been hammered.

Cheeky Nandos appears to have many false descriptions so let me help make this clear.

A cheeky Nandos is when you're absolutely hanging from the night before after drinking 60 WKD blue because they were on special and then you wake up on your mates kitchen floor at 1pm cuddling a teapot with a proper gammy mouth and the only thing that is gonna fix it and your fuzzy head is a cheeky nandos chicken wing roulette plate with extra cheeky fizzy drink after ordering tap water.

When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead" and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."

When you are out with a group of mates (friends) on the razz getting wankered (in the city getting drunk) and are hank marving (Cockney rhyming slang for staving) and you Say to your mate, (friend) appropriately dressed in chinos and a ralf Lauren polo shirt with a short back and sides hair cut, 'let's go to spoons (whetherspoons -British pub chain, very cheap) and have curry club (a meal deal on a Friday or similar). Smithy (nickname for someone with the surname smith I.e john smith aka smithy) who is a proper ledge (lengend) is like oi lads I've got mulla (money) left on my Nandos gift card I got for Christmas. and the banter train is at full steam ahead (everyone is really excited and having a joke in a semi drunk state and talking about guys things - girls they shagged, people they got into fights with etc.) they have a cheeky Nandos (it's cheeky because they are getting a discount off their friends card or that it wasn't planned since Nandos is generally quite nice and moderate pricing, probably the most expensive cheap night out where you could eat nice food and not make a scene with a group of ten while next to you there were a couple on a date.)