Cheeky Pete
A Cheeky Pete: to have liquid poop touching cloth just before you make it to the toilet surrendering all natural behaviour and commitments for that day and leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable.
"Sorry boss, I can't make it in to work today, I got a bad case of the cheeky pete's...."
"Ahh man, whats that trickling down your legs - Ooooh, the cheeky pete's again..."
"Ahh man, whats that trickling down your legs - Ooooh, the cheeky pete's again..."