cheese in the cactus
Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.
"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"
Cactus Cheese Stick
The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.
Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.
cheese cactus
A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis
That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy