Cheese Crotch
A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.
"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."
Chilli-Cheese Crotch
When you lather his/her crotch up with chilli and cheese and proceed to feast like a king/queen.
Hey, Brian! I totally chilli-cheese crotched your mom last night but it triggered my acid reflux.
Crotch Cheese
A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.
Simon the tramp has crotch cheese
crotch cheese
nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.
dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!