cheese-is-nice
a milder, more socially acceptable form of the outburst "JESUS CHRIST". they sound similar, yet one refers harmlessly to a dairy product while the other uses the name of a religious figure in vain.
"cheese-is-nice! that fire totally took out your face!"
"..and to our savior, cheese-is-nice, we thank thee..."
"..and to our savior, cheese-is-nice, we thank thee..."