Cheese Majesty
One who is in power of all things cheese. Anything related to cheese, this person knows. Any kind of cheese, this person has tasted. Crowns and Ceptors are required.
Girl: Daaamn did you see all that cheese he just ate?
Other girl: He's the fuckin' cheese majesty. we must bow.
Other girl: He's the fuckin' cheese majesty. we must bow.