cheese slap

got slapped with cheese

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.

A slap done with the use of string cheese.

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand

When you "cheese slap" somebody, it means you had sexual interaction. Swiss cheese refers to oral sex, whilst cheddar cheese refers to solely sexual intercourse. You can cheese slap somebody, and you can use the term in other forms such as "we are going to slap each other with cheese" for it applies to a large spectrum of things. Note: This does not refer back to the edible type of cheese, though you could in fact say you ate someone's cheese.

A particularly wicked hand to body part slap that has some wicked stank on it and leaves a stinging hand print.

filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.