cheese table
The area between one's balls and asshole. See also: taint, duck butter, gooch, grundle, banus, vanus.
no cheese on the table
all bark and no bite, when someone is bluffing
"Man said he was gonna whoop me, but I think he's got no cheese on the table!"
"Yeah doig, yain't got nun to worry bout!"
"Yeah doig, yain't got nun to worry bout!"