cheese wank
A term used to describe someone that not only is a wanker, but also a cheesy wanker. It does not mean that that person wanks off nor wanks off to cheese or with cheese. It just means that that person is a loser, douche bag, hated, etc.
Al: You know Bob from accounting? The one that kisses so much ass? He got promoted.
Jack: What?! What a fucking cheese wank. That makes me wanna T-bag him.
Jack: What?! What a fucking cheese wank. That makes me wanna T-bag him.
cheese wank
This where retarded people with no cocks wank cheese instead for cheap thrills.
"Shut it u cheese wank"