cheesewedgie
when your arse isn’t smelling quite as cheesy as it usually is so you need to spice it up a little for yourself.
person one: smell my arse crack
person two : okay *takes a sniff* that’s not as cheesy as normal
person one: oh that’s okay, i guess i’ll have to give myself another cheesewedgie
person two : okay *takes a sniff* that’s not as cheesy as normal
person one: oh that’s okay, i guess i’ll have to give myself another cheesewedgie