cheese wrist
An accumulation of wrist fat - giving the appearance of a thick but squishy tree stump like wrist and forearm, found particularly in old women with hypertension and chunky babies
"Man that clare and her nanna have proper cheese wrists, would not like a thump from her"
wrist cheese
The detritus that accumulates in Animal (or similiar) watch straps, after they have been worn for a good few months in the summer.
Jeezus! Look at all the wrist cheese on your watch strap you dirty bugger.