Cheesoning
A combination of cheese and seasoning. To flavor food with cheese. Most fitting for processed cheese.
"These potatoes are bland. They need to be cheesoned a bit."
"Eww, you need to add some cheesoning to this naked burger."
"Eww, you need to add some cheesoning to this naked burger."
Cheeson
A disease contracted by weirdos who only eat certain cheeses at certain times of the year
OMG, Emma you've caught cheeson , have some halloumi whilst building your snowman.