cheesy bacon
When a female suffers from crusty residue around the labia. When coupled with uncleanliness, it becomes Úber cheesy bacon, which in turn can be used to torture horny teenage boys.
"Yer maws got pure cheesy bacon"
"Would you care for a cheesy bacon sandwich"
"Would you care for a cheesy bacon sandwich"
Cheesy Bacon Tavern Fries
Perhaps the greatest culinary feat ever performed. A variation on Applebee's appetizer "Cheesy Bacon Tavern Chips". Instead of god-awful "chips," you must substitute fries for this to work
I'll have an order of cheesy bacon tavern FRIES and an order of Onion Peels.