ADOB
Attention Deficit...Ooh, Butterfly!
Kyle: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Neil: I have Attention Deficit...Ooh, Butterfly! *chase*
Kyle: Wtf, ADOB...
Neil: I have Attention Deficit...Ooh, Butterfly! *chase*
Kyle: Wtf, ADOB...
ADOBE
If you are seeing this we have bought your soul if you would like you soul back please buy all of our products at once. Then we will send your soul back via Amazon Prime box (you will pay shipping). If you encounter this again you will need to sell us another soul in obedience. If you cooperate you will earn a spot in helping us take over the world. You may receive a high definition ADOBE wallpaper (for sponsorship use only). If you fail to comply with these rules we will hunt you down and steal you whole existence and sell your soul immediately to a country of our choice (mostly to Pakistan they pay us big time for this.). (Made in India). (Assembled in Mexico and Argentina). (Written by Russia).
ADOBE now owns your computer and your soul your welcome. "Hello my fellow comradians I come to you today with our sponsor please welcome ADOBE!!!!!"- The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.
ADOBE: I ADOBE approve this message as your overlord.
ADOBE: I ADOBE approve this message as your overlord.
Adobical
To love someone or something beyond words would be to love someone or something adobically.
Wow, Nicole really loves him adobically.
Our love? It was adobical.
I am adobically in love with this cheese.
Our love? It was adobical.
I am adobically in love with this cheese.
Adobeism
- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.
The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "
The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "
Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a money hungry religon."
Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"
Person A "Adobeism."
Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "
Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"
Person A "Adobeism."
Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "
adobe
The company that make software so overpriced it's pathetic. Examples include:
Photoshop: $700
Flash: $800 ($1600 for pro version)
Thank god for torrents.
Photoshop: $700
Flash: $800 ($1600 for pro version)
Thank god for torrents.
Whoever paid for any of Adobe's products got severely ripped off.
Adobe
(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay.
1) Hey vato, I need to take an Adobe!
2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!
2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!
adobe
A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:
Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.
Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.
Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.
Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.
"Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."