Cheesy Hog
A Cheesy hog is another word for a woodlouse.
Girl One: Ahhh!!!
Girl Two: What?
Girl One: There's a cheesy hog on my crumpet!
Girl Two: That a woodlouse you twat!
Girl One: Same thing.
Girl Two: What?
Girl One: There's a cheesy hog on my crumpet!
Girl Two: That a woodlouse you twat!
Girl One: Same thing.