Cheeto Bag
When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.
Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"
"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"
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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"
Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"
Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."
Lion: "Roar"
Alan: "Damn it"
"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"
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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"
Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"
Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."
Lion: "Roar"
Alan: "Damn it"
cheetos bag
1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise
"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."
cheeto-bagged
when someone hits you in the face with a cheeto bag.
person 1-Ha! you have just been cheeto-bagged!
person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged!
person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged!
Cheeto Bag
A very fat anti Trump white guy who constantly talks about Trump’s orange skin.
STFU Cheeto Bag, talk about something else.