cheetos bag

1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise

"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."

Cheeto Bag

When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.

Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.

"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"

"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"

-----

Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"

Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"

Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."

Lion: "Roar"

Alan: "Damn it"

cheeto-bagged

when someone hits you in the face with a cheeto bag.

person 1-Ha! you have just been cheeto-bagged!
person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged!

Cheeto Bag

A very fat anti Trump white guy who constantly talks about Trump’s orange skin.

STFU Cheeto Bag, talk about something else.

俚语	cheeto-bagged
释义	cheetos bag 1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms 2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans 2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped 3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise "Boy that cheetos bag is delicious" "... you ate the BAG?" "yea for $100" "uh oh..." Cheeto Bag When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception. Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort. "Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?" "Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?" ----- Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill" Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?" Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee." Lion: "Roar" Alan: "Damn it" cheeto-bagged when someone hits you in the face with a cheeto bag. person 1-Ha! you have just been cheeto-bagged! person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged! Cheeto Bag A very fat anti Trump white guy who constantly talks about Trump’s orange skin. STFU Cheeto Bag, talk about something else.
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