Cheevotee
One who is extremely, utterly and completely in love with Cheetos. This person loves having "cheetle" on their fingers, and will take every opportunity to eat Cheetos they possibly can.
"Dave was such a Cheevotee." - Stu
"I wanted some Cheetos, but that Cheevotee Roger ate them all." - Carol
"I wanted some Cheetos, but that Cheevotee Roger ate them all." - Carol