cheezer
a fat person from north dakota who likes men
man your such a cheezer
cheezer
An extremely stinky fart; intestinal chemical warfare.
Damn, Harry! Didja just let off a cheezer? What a stiiiiiiink! Light a match! Give it the methane test! See if a blue flame shoots out!
Cheezer
Vaginal secretion, any form of secretion
Shut the hell up cheezer
Cheezer
A word used to describe a large toenail. Widely used in countries such as Australia and England. A cheezer usually is flaky, a strange shade of yellow and has dirt and mud underneath it. When picked they usually rip off half the nail, putting the picker through excruciating pain and leaving the toe red and bleeding.
I picked an absolute cheezer yesterday!
Cheezer
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Your all such a Cheezer!
Cheezers
A savage gang of old folks armed with canes completely naked and covered in different forms of cheese. They harass the local gangs and start riots. Known for their slow speed and extreme stench, they sometimes molest and cheezerise their victims, forcing the poor soul to become a member of the cheezers.
Nigga 1: "Yo nigga, watch yo dick, them cheezers been seen lurkin theez streetz, you feel me?"
Nigga 2: "yeah homie Gee skrizzle, I feel you! I Am a cheezer nigga!"
*nigga 2 violently molests and cheezerizes nigga 1, turning him into a member.*
Nigga 2: "yeah homie Gee skrizzle, I feel you! I Am a cheezer nigga!"
*nigga 2 violently molests and cheezerizes nigga 1, turning him into a member.*
the super quad cheezer
a sexual maneuver in which the two partners do the 69 while putting squeeze cheeze into the vagina or on/around the penis/balls.
Hey man, I did the super quad cheezer with Elaine last night. It was so awesome!!!
Aww. Lucky. I've wanted to do that with her for forever.
Aww. Lucky. I've wanted to do that with her for forever.