Chelve
It is a chavy way of saying twleve.
It is chelve o'clock
Chelving
A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.
"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"