Cheneyed
Get shot, ostensibly accidentally, and possibly in the face.
"I went hunting and one of my buddies got cheneyed"
Cheney
To shoot a man in the face with bird shot from a shotgun, at a range of approximately 30 yards.
Your face looks like hell, Ed.
Yeah, that hunter really cheneyed the shit out of me.
Yeah, that hunter really cheneyed the shit out of me.
Cheney
To deal with being caught by telling a bald-faced lie and sticking to it no matter how unbelievable it is.
Also, to be willing to do or say anything, no matter how outrageous, rather than deviate from the lie.
Also, to be willing to do or say anything, no matter how outrageous, rather than deviate from the lie.
Guy: "You hit my car!! You smashed right into my car!"
Cheney: "No I didn't."
Guy: "Yes you did! Look at it! You smashed right into it! The whole side is caved in."
Cheney: "No I didn't. You hit me."
Guy: "WHAT? Are you really going to try to cheney your way out of this? All my friends and three nuns saw you do it!"
Cheney: "You hit me. That's what happened. You hit me."
Guy: "I was PARKED for christ's sake -- how could I have hit you? You drove into my car while it was parked here! Look at it -- the whole side is stoved in, you asshole!"
Cheney: "No I didn't. Your car hit mine."
Guy: "WHAT??!! Are you crazy? Your car is still smashed into the side of my car, right here where it was parked. You drove over the median strip, across three lanes of traffic, and plowed into my parked car. I saw the whole thing! We all saw it -- and this nun got it on video!"
Cheney: "Why do you hate America?"
Cheney: "No I didn't."
Guy: "Yes you did! Look at it! You smashed right into it! The whole side is caved in."
Cheney: "No I didn't. You hit me."
Guy: "WHAT? Are you really going to try to cheney your way out of this? All my friends and three nuns saw you do it!"
Cheney: "You hit me. That's what happened. You hit me."
Guy: "I was PARKED for christ's sake -- how could I have hit you? You drove into my car while it was parked here! Look at it -- the whole side is stoved in, you asshole!"
Cheney: "No I didn't. Your car hit mine."
Guy: "WHAT??!! Are you crazy? Your car is still smashed into the side of my car, right here where it was parked. You drove over the median strip, across three lanes of traffic, and plowed into my parked car. I saw the whole thing! We all saw it -- and this nun got it on video!"
Cheney: "Why do you hate America?"
cheney
A shooter of senior citizens.
Cheney, what a Dick.
Cheney
this term can be used in a variety of ways. it can be used in the past tense (ex 1), present tense (ex 2), or future tense (ex 3). It basically means the process of acting like you're going to or actually shoot a man in the face.
Jimbo: What the hell happened to Todd?
Harry: He was hunting with Bob and he got Cheneyed!
or
Frank: Watch where you're swinging that gun, Jack!
Jack: What? It's not like I'm gonna Cheney you!
or
Billy: Come on, Mike! We're going hunting with George & Dick.
Mike: Damn it... Do we have to? That Dick can't shoot for shit. I bet one of us gets Cheneyed by that sumbitch!
Harry: He was hunting with Bob and he got Cheneyed!
or
Frank: Watch where you're swinging that gun, Jack!
Jack: What? It's not like I'm gonna Cheney you!
or
Billy: Come on, Mike! We're going hunting with George & Dick.
Mike: Damn it... Do we have to? That Dick can't shoot for shit. I bet one of us gets Cheneyed by that sumbitch!
Cheney
Pretty obvious, but it means to accidentally discharge one's load into your partner's face.
Betty needed a quick breather from blowing my world, but when I pulled out, I totally Cheney'd her.
a Cheney
to "accidentally" shoot one in the face, while simotaniously claiming one was a quail. What? Too soon?
A (while hunting, aiming for B's face): Comm'ere little quail...
B (shot, bleeding): Way to pull a Cheney.
B (shot, bleeding): Way to pull a Cheney.