Cherlunking
When a dildo so big gets jammed up your ass at speeds of Mach 17 so you start to rapidly shit your pants as a worm crawls into your dick hole and your mom walks in and calls you a disappointment and how she should have gotten an abortion, you start bawling your eyes out and Eric Cartman licks your sweet sweet tears.
“Hey dad!!!”
“Fuck you you’re a disappointment!”
Kills himself
“Wow that Cherlunking did wonders!”
“Fuck you you’re a disappointment!”
Kills himself
“Wow that Cherlunking did wonders!”