Chesapeake

Sister of junior Grimes. Also known as “Chesticles, chestless, leslie, leslo, twin peaks, etc”

Often ignored by junior or even considered nonexistent but we know the truth of old J

Chesapeake thinks she’s the shit for listening to RHCP, arctic monkeys and all that indie crap.

Often the butt of any joke made by mistah J. Very apparent that J better respect his elders

A city in Southeastern Virginia. Considered part of Hampton Roads, it is west of Virginia Beach, south of Norfolk, and southeast of Portsmouth.

It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.

People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.

In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.

The sweetest little dog you'll ever meet. Chesapeakes are usually kind, playful, and willing to please. If you see a Chesapeake, go up and pet her, and she'll lick your hand and wag her tail. Chesapeakes are best friends with Lokis and love to eat everything and play a game called Bird.

Second largest populated city in Virginia, behind its neighbor city Virginia Beach as of February 2020. It recently surpassed Norfolk as the second largest city due to its fast population growth within a decade.

aka the peake. a highschool located in pasadena maryland. it has by far the most attractive females in all of pasadena, severna park...hell, all of anne arundel county. sucks at most sports, but when they're good, they're great. its students can talk alot of shit and ususally end up in a fist fight after school. always beats northeast, it's rivals, in everything, because chesapeake is that much better. blue and yellow are the school colors, a cougar the mascot. dont eff with a peake, they know how to roll.

A small town located in Calvert County Maryland. Most of the people you meet are rude and generally just white trash. Chesapeake Beach is famously known for it’s large population of Karens who you can see crying in the Chesapeake Beach Facebook group. Some cry about snow at the end of their driveway while others cry about Urban Dictionary definitions.

1. Usually indegineous to the Chesapeake Bay area, a very large, lazy, grotesque male that shows an unusual resemblance to a walrus. This person usually has dunlap disease, and has a handle bar mustache that gives the resemblence of a "walrus stash". Also enjoys eating cheese and drinking 10oz Bud Light.
2. One who is abnormally obese, enjoys eating large amounts of cheddar cheese, and also enjoys gossip so much, that he/she could partake in an episode of "The View". Also, one who thinks their "shit don't stink".