chest curtains
Of or referring to a pair of flappy, washed out, sucked dry, saggy breast that cover the abdomen like curtains cover a window. May sometimes go as low as the knees and need to be rolled up and secured into a bra to avoid a tripping hazard.
After nursing ten babies, Donna no longer has breast, she has chest curtains.
Your grandma is so old, she doesn't have tits, she has chest curtains.
Your grandma is so old, she doesn't have tits, she has chest curtains.