Chestnutsack
A nutsack found roasting over an open fire.
Steve: Ugggh... I was sooo drunk at the campout last night.
Carl: Really? Let me see your balls.
Steve: What?
Carl: Don't worry, just pull 'em out.
Steve cautiously pulls out his testicles, slowly, one by one.
Carl: Ahhh, just what I suspected, you've got a chestnutsack.
Steve: What does that m--
Carl: You turned your balls into marshmallows, thats what it means.
Steve: Well... shit.
Carl: Really? Let me see your balls.
Steve: What?
Carl: Don't worry, just pull 'em out.
Steve cautiously pulls out his testicles, slowly, one by one.
Carl: Ahhh, just what I suspected, you've got a chestnutsack.
Steve: What does that m--
Carl: You turned your balls into marshmallows, thats what it means.
Steve: Well... shit.