Chevrolet Cavalier
This car is currently the King Of The Trailer Park. Commonly found with Monster Energy Drink stickers covering the window/bumper. 90% of the time this car has a single mother smoking a cigarette in the front while her child/children sit unbuckled in the back. Pretty much, it's the kind of car you buy when you realize your job at McDonald's isn't ever gonna pay you more than $9/hour.
The best thing that can happen to my Chevrolet Cavalier is that it just blows up with me inside.